The doge. The legend. The one who gave my doges half of their perfection: Corgi & Stump Stump's dad. After visiting Corgi, I saw this handsome guy waddling around and asked the breeder, how much for the dad, too? She laughed n said he wasn't for sale. I said, "Seriously, how much." She gave an awkward laugh. I kept going, but it was when I said, "Money's no object, how much!! I'm not playing!" was when Justin (very rightfully) dragged me away and yelled to the nice lady, "she's just kidding!" #muffledscreams* #kicking* #gettingdraggedintocar*
Don't worry, kiddos, I'll still be posting my babies here 🤓 I'm also working on getting them on FB again. Ever since their pg got hacked I didn't want to deal w trying to set up another one. But a lot of ppl have requested so I'll make sure I set one up by next week. #thx4alltheloveguys
U know how doges stare at mundane things like they're witnessing the most insane sight? (Ex: Skateboarder? Mite as well be Michael Fassbender doing naked lunges. #deeplunges ) So imma start a new photo series where I stare off in the same direction as my doge to emphasize their expression. I'll tag 'em w #ohmydogelook (It's actually pretty fun to do, feel free to do it too w ur doge! Or better yet.. ur cat lol) #bonusimageinbackground #stumpstumpparticipating... #ohhstumpstump.. #pattinghead*
How can I tell the boys r famous? Is it money? Money, cash, hos? (#JayZ) Nope. It's when they're used as other people's' bowling names. How awesome is that? Lol. Real talk tho, don't use them again unless u score over 150, ur dragging their names thru the mud w those scores!! #awsnap! #thisshoutoutturnedintoaburn
This is @benny_june & one of their loaves has a flop ear! Not 2 floppy ears, just one!! And whenever I see 'em on my newsfeed I say out loud, "whyyy?! Why do u only have 1 floppy ear?!! Who told u u could do that?!? U can't do it! ONE flop ear?! It's TOO SILLY!! Cut it out!!" Ya. Out. Loud. Not in my head. #whyidontcheckiginpublic #anymore...
Heard it's snowing in the East Coast. Uhh, I'm trying to picture Corgi stepping in snow... nope. Image not found. Bc this is Corgi dealing with a light sprinkle outside... #peacoatonpoint#westcoastweather
Found my old painting in the closet! (If i painted this turribly a decade ago, how bad would I be today?? #very.) Oh well, at least y'all know, my love for Harley Quinn & the Joker didn't just start since #suicidesquad came out, I've been feelin' them since way back when. (I guess I just love clowns. Esp tiny, stumpy ones who won't stop clownin' around.) #🤡🍑🤡s