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Corgnelius & Stumphrey

corgnelius

Just two corgis waddlin’ around LA.

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He looks like sucha normal dog in this pic 🙂! (Don’t worry tho, he hasn’t changed. the sec I took this, he lunged fwd, rubbed his snotty nose on my phone, then smushed his face into my face.) #longliveawkwardstumphrey
A rare 360 ° view of a corgi walking. #nicetrybuddy #stillgoingonarealwalktho / #ugh #slowlyrotatingup*
Well, well, well. Look wut i found in my photo stream. I guess me being sick from x-mas thru nye wasn’t gonna stop them from taking holiday pics.  Not surprising since they know how to use the self-timer. But... how the fck did they get those socks on?!! #andwhendidtheybuysocks...
#tbt when the boys each got a huge pumpkin for halloween, but Corgi got bored w his so he started circling Stump Stump’s. This is Stumphrey telling Corgi he can have his pumpkin when he pries it from his cold, dead stump. #stumpstump! #corgissleeping #takeabreak! / #ha! #ustupidfool #thatswhyurpumpkinless #andimnot / #well.. #thatswhyur... #ajerk....
Cuz the family creed goes, “Make the first impression, the worst impression.”** Smh.  I took 350 blurry pics of their classy-ass greeting, I’ll post one up tomorrow. #oursecondcreed #fartlikeitsurlast **trans frm ancient Welsh/Viking scrolls- orig creed speculated as: MAKETH THINE FIRST SIGHT, WORST SIGHT. BAROOO. / [update: 350+ pics in the trash, theyre way too blurry. My. Bad.]
K. I know Corgi’s just in a deep-ass sleep rn but.. he kinda looks possessed..(look at his friggin’ eyes!!) Lol can u imagine Corgi as a mini demon!.. all evil..waddling all silently.. to murder me…  Welp, getting late- gotta handle daily errands: buy a rosary, throw it on Corgi, mix holy water w grated parm cheese, spray it everywhere. Then finally hit the hay! (right after screaming “MAY THE POWER OF BRIE COMPEL U!!!” til my nose bleeds) #dailygrind #anotherdayanotherdemon
U know wut’s not on Stumphrey’s resolutions list? “Take Better Selfies.” Cuz when ur selfies r flawless (see pic for reference), there’s no room for improvement. #stumpreviewingselfie* #gawdilovemythelfie #thothomuch #silentfart*
Took a quick nap but forgot to set my alarm. + Woke up when I was supposed to. - Bc a fart blasted me right in the face from this bigass booty. #gagging* #tha.. #thank... #dryheaving* #thankustumpstump #goodboy
Sporting their brand new red harnesses!! (🎵 MØ- Night With You Cheat Codes Remix) #harnieswereforxmas #buttheysawmetryingtohideem #studioaptlife
Ornaments on a x-mas tree is cute I guess, very traditional. But the new hotness is hanging ornaments on ur dog. #stumpstump!! #whyrusoplush!! #nowineedmoarornaments #smh // #merryxmas!! & #happyholidays!!
Bumped into our neighbor, @bicoastalnostra today! (Pretty sure Corgi wanted to waddle up faster to say hey but.. dat ass is on its own schedule.) #fronthalfonest #backonpst
When it’s sunday nite n ur already listing out the sh*t u gotta handle tomorrow. #onedaymonday.. #iwillmurderu #oneday..
When the boys’ dad comes to visit. (Ha! Can u tell Justin’s holding his breath? Cuz he knows he’s bouta be doused in slobber/fur. Also, note the thirst in Corgi’s bulging eyes.) #dad!! #momhasntfedusindays!! #weneedcheese!! / #theyrelyingagainjustin #dontlisten / #bitch... / #wutdusay... / #isaidiwantmorebriebitch!!
Ya. So ur dog walks like he’s walking and mine walks like he’s falling head first from a skyscraper, so wut?
My bad, y’all. I wanted to post a pic for #momomonday but my Momo Folder only has pix of... wut I’m assuming is a round, faux fur pillow?? Pretty sure my folder got swapped w somebody else’s thru “the cloud”. No worries tho, I’ll get this fixed. #heysiri #whoisthecloud #wutistheircontactnumber #heysiri #whydontueverunderstandme!!
Since [dramatic pause] winter is coming.... the boys are getting ridic thicc. #rithicc. Seriously, their coats are next level floofy. See this egg? It’s NOT Stump Stump. It’s Corgi. Yes.  So just to catch everyone up, Corgi’s now an egg & Stump Stump’s now a round, round, hella roundass ball. Still super awkward, tho so we’re all good. #happysunday
Oh gawd, it’s only MONDAY. #porqué?!!
Didja miss us?? #wemissedu!!
@teenvogue , [insert Confused Futurama Fry meme] not sure if i should say “thank u” or scream “why u gotta play me like that!!”.
Doesn’t happen too often but sometimes, I’ll wake up from a nap and this’ll be the first thing I see. It’s a great way to wake up. (It’s a pair of stumps floating in the air cuz Stump Stump’s sleeping belly-up.)
..... ya. i have no words. just watch.

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