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Corgnelius & Stumphrey

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Aerial view of the boys after bath-time. They’re not completely dry yet but by tomorrow, they’ll be soo floofy!! They’re gonna look like two furry tumbleweeds rollin’ around in the wind. #lookatcorgisstumps #😭
Corgi just finished dinner. His mattress is 3 pillows. His pillow is a watermelon. And he’s watching one of his fave episodes of Rick & Morty. #doingfridayniteright
I can handle stumps, ok? 24/7. 365. I’m good.  But. wtf am I supposed to do... WHEN I SEE THIS?! I said i could handle stumps! Not this.. this.. wut even is it? A hella short table leg? A pirate corgi’s fuzzy peg stump? A stack of furry pogs?? #yaisaidpogs!! #dontknowaboutpogs? #thenpressunfollow!! #wedontwantyabrokeasshere!! #thisafiveslammerminimumacctson!!
Smh. Corgnelius is the dude who’s been w the company for 5+yrs &  just got assigned to work w Stump Stump, the noob who got hired 2 months ago. #corgi!! #sopsychedwereworkingtogether  #esponthisproject! #hopefullyyoucanshowme.... #theropes!!! #ehhh?!! / #killmedogegod #killmenow / #ha!! #ursuchariotcorgi! #okcomeonbuddy #letshit... #theropes!! / #......
Can u tell which one the real Stump Stump is? Top or bottom pic?
Link in bio. #domesticviolenceawareness
Recovering from a traumatic event. #bathday
Taking a pic of Corgi? Pshh, easy AF. There’s time to focus, zoom in/out, get any angle. Stump Stump, tho.. only Bursts. Cuz his awkwardness combined w the absurd randomness, just gotta keep my finger pressed down so I can scroll thru 80+ pics n select the least blurriest.  #rarepicseenhere  #oneshotphoto #gothitwithahugkisscombo #andfrozefromhappiness (#ForTooLong. #likeoveramin.)
Boys woke me up hella abruptly n started boofing at me to get dressed cuz they have friends from Hawaii coming over rn to visit. (Uhh, thx for the heads up, dough-bags.) #wtfguys?! #whyruinbowties?!! #iminatshirt! / #yes... #wecanseethat.. #lolingweachother* / #youlil... Anyways, was a pleasure meeting u two!! #bestfollowersintheworld #corgipplrthebestppl
H...HEY, GUYS... I NEED HELP REACTING TO THIS. #help! #shootingflaregun*  #sos!! #soiledourselves!!
Omgawd. Corgi opened up the weather app, saw it was 85°, then just leapt off the bed. He boofed that he’d rather be dead than walk on the sun. #rollingeyes* #hey. #getup. #getupudramaticclown / #noimdead #ijumpedoffthebed / #wesleeponaplatform!! #youjusthoppeddown10inches!  #nowgetup!! #quitclowningaround!!
Smh. Silly, silly humans. Like doges can read. #nailedit. (For the tightly wound, relax, diff lawn. That statue’s posted in the boujee neighbourhood  I like taking them to. 3 houses on one block have signs like that- ya know, “No Dogs On Lawn” or “A Fckin’ Demon Lives Here”, etc.) #badandboujee #literally
Woke up to find Stump Stump asleep on my left arm. Wanted to get up but he just looked soo content- ended up laying in bed for an extra 40ish mins just to stare at him.  At one point he was in REM. He started running (stumps twitching) and barking (let out a lil “boof!! boof!!). Couldn’t stand how cute it was so I had to rub his tubby. #thenhewokeup #andigotmyfreedomback #itslikethemovie72hrs #minusthetrauma
Like our new carpet? Corgi chose it. I feel like i’m living in a friggin’ Dr. Seuss book, but he loves it- says the colour accentuates his muscular physique.... #awkwardcough*
When u go on a walk w ur girl but she won’t stop talking about her day so u choose death instead. #takemedogegod #canttakeonemorestory!!
Sorry ‘bout the lack of posts, guys. My depression’s been kickin’ my ass, but luckily, this big guy hasn’t left my side for one sec. (Even when he needs to fart and I beg him to leave.) And thanks to my girl @lannesmelo, and her pep talks, imma try to get up and shower today. #wishmeluck!
Just another day at the circus w these 2 clowns. #hey! #twobouncemaximum!! #cutitoutclowns!!
The boys taking a mid-day nap. Corgnelius is the one w his stump propped up against the pillow. #airingouthisjunk #likeaboss
😫😭 WUT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT, MAN?!! SOME KINDA FRIGGIN’ MINI PONY THAT’S SO FRIGGIN’ FUZZY HE SHOULDN’T EVEN EXIST IN OUR UNIVERSE?!! GO, FUZZY MINI PONY, GO!! RETURN TO UR FUZZY PLANET!!
Showed my friend @milperthusky 's acct and said, "gawd! i gotta find a really convincing husky costume! Then I'd sneak in n he'd give ME hugs & kisses!!" And my friend (rightfully) said, "...uh, wtf is wrong w u." Which led to a discussion about how it's ok to meet a guy at a bar or club, but not ok to, ya know, DRESS UP LIKE ONE OF HIS DOGS TO GET A KISS. I just said, "well, we all have different ways of meeting men, don't we." #heloveshisdogessomuch #😍 #mynewobsession
They're getting really good at synchronised sleeping. #nosurprisetho  #theypracticeforhrseveryday

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