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Corgnelius & Stumphrey

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Pics of 2 loaves of bread šŸ“§corgnelius@gmail.com // my IG: dontplayonmahphone

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Already practicing for 2020. They're ready, they're focused, they're derptermined. They're gonna bring home another Gold!! For Murica!! #synchronizedlawnsquirming
Giving my body pillow a well-deserved scratch. #slowlysmackinglips* / #corgi #rueatingpeanutbutter? #or.. #ruveryparched? / #no #why? / #noreason...
Looks like he got himself all pumped up to go on a walk, ya know, listened to a Ted Talk about exercise, looked in the mirror & said, "Ur a doge and doges love walks, let's do this!!" But as soon as he stepped outside, he immediately gave up on life. #carrymeinside #ivemadeahugemistake
Dang. Talking about the movie makes me wish I had that... hand drum? u know, that thing they twisted between their palms that'd make the strings swirl around. I'd play it every time the boys pooped. Like it was a majestic ceremony. #twirlingdrum* / #neighborwalksby* #caniaskwhyurdoingthat? / #yesidomind #itsoffensiveandracist #angrilywalkingaway* / #canuatleastcleanurdogscrap?! / #urbeingracistagain!! / #wut?!!!
...... I've shat my pantaloons. (thank u @greenacresfarmstead for showing me this masterpiece.)
My face as I wait to see my optometrist this morning cuz my vision got blurry again. (Oh well, at least my LASIK gave me 20/20 for a good 4 yrs.) #sigh* #whencanigetroboteyes!!
I love how their stumps make things look 10x more intense than they really are. Like, it looks like they're trudging thru the jungle brushes of Vietnam, then wading thru swamps. (In reality, it's about 2 inches of grass and puddle water.) #mom!!! #mom!! #imdrowning!! #thecurrents!! #tellcorgiilovehim!! / #sigh* #itstwoinchesofwater #quitclowninarounduwetclown
ahaha hhahhaha now they're BOTH eggs!!!!! I guess Corgi morphed into one too.. look!! LOOK!! I GOT 2 HUGE EGGS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR!! WUT AM I DOING W 2 EGGS??! GOING ON A RANDOM EGG-CURSION?? #ahahhhaha
#tbt When the boys won the gold metal in synchronized lawn squirming. Tears* #hugs* #suchprecision  #therewerenttwodogesoutthere #therewasonlyone #onelandseal
Holy snout. #maybehesnotevenadoge? #anteater??
Ahahhah. Well, not gonna lie, I was hurt for about 40 secs. Til I realized it made sense. My ex-hubby's a good-lookin, tall white dude & the vast majority of followers r female. #tippingtophat* #messagereceivedmladies! #ishallstaybehindthecamera #gooddaytoyou!! Jk. u know I don't GAF about #s. I may actually just start posting pics of me. No boys. Min of 6 posts per day. And they'll all be the same pic. Yaass. Let's thin out this herd!!!! #competelyjoking #notgonnadepriveuoftheboys!!
Stump Stump consoles me by throwing me dirty looks. I love him so much. #ughh / #wut! #imnotcryingok!! / #buturface #itsuglywhenursad #changeit / #forcingfakesmile* / #wow #thatllbeinmynightmarestonite #waddlingawaytosleepincloset* / #iloveutoo!! / #shhh!!! / #whispering* #sorry
Pic from a few weeks ago. I was feeling so depressed. (I quit my job a year ago & they still haven't paid me 1 cent. They have the money & resources to keep denying & delaying. I don't. So every week is just..a real kick in the balls.) Anyways, Corgi musta sensed I was blue so he waddled over and gave me a hug. (Or.. his best attempt at a hug w that stump of his...) He's a good doge.
Stump Stump's baroooooo!! #oneofmyfavesoundsintheworld
LOOK AT HIS FACE. #šŸ˜­ #hessohappy
He's like 91% body pillow and 9% doge.
On Valentine's Day, Corgnelius takes it upon himself to be on-call. If u and bae got in a last-min fight, don't worry he's here for u. #hesurlobster
Corgnelius of California. "The booty that launched a thousand ships". #happyvday
little Stump Stump.
If ur lucky enough to have a TRUE girlfriend, tell 'em ya love 'em! (And thank them for not being a c*nt. Bc there's soooo many out there.) #so #many
.....tried diff angles. Still a big ol' head. Smh. #howdidthephotocomeoutmom?! / #.... Uhh #eggcellent! / #yaaaay!!

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