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Corgnelius & Stumphrey

corgnelius

2 clownass corgi clowns waddling around West LA πŸ“§: corgnelius@gmail.com (πŸ”πŸ•“ ranges from a day to a fortnight.)

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The boys missed me so much after my weekend away, they actually let me sleep on their pillows. (I know- I was shocked, too.) Didn't last long tho. #welp #atleastigotmymemories
Justin told the boys he could only hang out for a few mins since he had a lot of errands to run today, but Stump Stump wasn't hearing any of that nonsense. #stumpstump #itsmondaynow #urgonnagetmefired / #stumpstumpfakesnoring* / #sigh*
The most accurate depiction of my life. #multipletimesaday
Taking pics of Stump Stump sleeping when [swipe] Corgi sneezed hella loudly. πŸ˜‚ #ahhhh!! #heartracing* #stumpsthrashingwildly
Dang. Does Stump Stump owe Corgi money or something??
Wish u could reach thru ur screen and pet Stump Stump right now. Hes so soft n floofy after baths. #lookathisbooty #lookslikeabigolcottonball
One of the texts I got from my big sis over the weekend.  The only reason I was even able to enjoy Coachella was bc I knew she was w my boys. She showers 'em w so much love AND updates me every few hrs bc she knows how creepily obsessed I am w 'em. #loveubigsis
(was outta town so pardon the belated post but) Happy Easter! Look! It's a bunny next to an egg!!
Stump Stump looks like a hand puppet.
Hasn't even been a day and I miss 'em so much. 😩 wish I could shrink 'em down to the size of a tennis ball and take 'em w me everywhere. #evolvefastertechnology!!
My doge's a star bc: he moonlights as a body pillow (clearly). K, ur turn! Post about why ur dog's a star, include the hashtag #bhdogshow, & tag @Purina. For every post, frm now thru April 23rd, Purina will donate $1 to Leader Dogs for the Blind (an org dedicated to bettering the lives of the visually impaired/blind.) #doit!
My loaf of bread is upset w me. #wutdididodough??
If ur a #coachella Weekend1er, don't act like this ain't gonna be u today. #seeyathere!! πŸŽΆπŸ’œβ˜€οΈπŸ™ŒπŸΌ
If somebody told me corgis were descended from seals instead of wolves, I'd totally believe 'em, bc come on.... look! They're flippin' identical. #fyi #toppicistheseal #bottomisstumpstump
Pretty sure they'd have the same reaction w a real snake- i.e. Corgi would try to attack it & Stump Stump would just be super happy that he's getting hugged. Smh. #momlook!! #mynewfriendishuggingme!! #stumpstumpno!! #hewillhugutodeath!! #run! / #uhadmeathug! / #what?!
When ur pissed at ur bestie n don't wanna see 'em, buuut... y'all r still gonna hang out everyday bc duh, that's ur bestie. (#AndBecause #neitherofuhaveanyotherfriends...) #ugh #douwannagoeatorwut?! / #gawd!! #uknowido!! #whybotherasking!! #ursostupid!! #illdrive / #k
This ventriloquist and his corgi dummy are pretty awesome. I'd actually mistake it for a real corgi if it wasn't soo huge lol. Could u imagine a corgi that big!! #omgawd #itevendrools! #bravo!! #clapping*
Thought I could stretch n attempt a sit-up cuz the boys were knocked out on the bed. Nope. Stump Stump heard me sit down on the floor so he moved here. (Swipe to see dat booty from my POV.) #deardiary #gottostretchonelegtoday #bestdayever
Haven't reviewed my live cam in forever. (Bc, do I really wanna see footage of myself twirling around, crying in my old high school prom queen sash & crown, singing "when I was young"? No, I don't.) But I popped in for a quick review and immediately regretted it.. Dunno if u can see wut's going on in this screenshot but that's me, dead asleep this morning. And hovering over me r my two dogs.. just sitting there & staring.... WTF, MAN!! I'm not eating. I'm not putting on sneakers to go outside!! I AM KNOCKED OUT. #reviewingfootage* #dogswatchingmesleeo* #fastforwardtwomins* #dogsstillthere* #susiestartssweating* #fastforwardtwohrs* #stillthere* #haventmovedaninch // #helpme #mydogsarepossessed
Is there any such thing as like.. competitive bed-hogging? Bc my boys would dominate. #niteboys #illbeonthecouchifuneedme

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