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Corgnelius & Stumphrey

corgnelius

2 corgi clowns waddling around West LA 📧: corgnelius@gmail.com

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Believe it or not, that's his hind leg. Ya. Not one of his front paws, not a cotton ball. His friggin' back stump. #yagointobed? / #yup! #rightinthemiddle? / #yup! / #couldumoveoverjustalil? / #fakesnoring* / #sigh*
*rolling eyes* Ya, we get it, ya looove ur Dad. #mumbling* #justgetafrigginroom / #didusaysomethinmom? / #nope! #mumbling* #yathirstyassclowns / #what? / #what!
Screenshots from my live feed. Top image is me spooning Corgi, bottom- spooning Stump Stump. I honestly don't know wut I did to end up with, not one, but TWO  cuddle-loving corgis... to quote Wayne's World- "IM NOT WORTHY!!" #goodgawd #whyamiinhalingstumphrey?  #wasidreaming?? #washeahugelineofyayo?!! #smh
Stump Stump's post for #nationalselfieday!! (#smh #guys.. #hetookhellaselfiestoday #spenthrstakingem #hours #andthiswasthebestone #thispic.. #letthatinfomarinate #bcitsbeautiful)
My alarm clock. #squeak* #squeaksqueak* / #corgi... #canusnooze?? / #squuueeeak* / #ugh #okyouwin #imawake! / #corgismiles*
Is anyone friends w the British dude who narrates Planet Earth? Wanted to know his fee for doing a 40 sec video.. #britishaccent* #hespotshisprey #aand #dramaticbritishpause #theeggisvictorious #britishwhisper* #incredible
Waiting to go on a walk. Oh, not cuz it's too hot outside. It's cuz.... THIS BOOTY SO FAT, EVERY WADDLE'S GONNA CAUSE CARS TO CRASH!! OHH! 🔊🔊🔊 ....ahem, and u know, LA has too much traffic anyways so, just being responsible ya know. #🔊🔊🔊! #wegottabigolbootyalert!!
So about once a week, I get nose to nose/w each of the boys, grab their fluffy face, & whisper (super intensely w/o blinking), "hey. ya don't even know how lucky u r to have a dad like ur dad. ya. don't. even. know." (They'll look all wide-eyed n confused, like they don't understand English buuut, im sure they get the message.) Happy Father's Day to this guy- the legit greatest dad 2 corgis could ever bark for. #douseecorgi?!! #datsmile #thosestumpsintheair?! #fathersonbonding
Just keeps gettin' cuter n cuter!! #😭
How my boys roll when it's 80°.... (Welp, when I keep the studio at 65° for 'em 24/7, how else are they gonna act.) #icreatedloavesofbread #thatrefusetobake #iregretnothing
Watchin' the Hunger Games rn and I think the background noise is seeping into Stumphrey's dream.. (doesn't he look like Katniss?) #stumpstumpmumbling* #stumpnisseverdeen #districtstump
(combined 3 vids from Reddit for my/ur amusement) In order: Beaver, Red Panda, Porcupine. 🎼: Arcade Fire- This Must Be The Place
Finally noticed why Corgi looks so pleased w himself: he somehow managed to balance his crocodilly on his hind foot! (seriously, he's frozen and refuses to move lol)
Cuddling w a zonked out Stump Stump.
My gawd. He doesn't even look real. He looks like a Disney sketch of a dog.
Stranger asked if I get them groomed anywhere. Ahahhaa. Yes... and my grooming instructions are always the same: "plz make them look like 2 silly eggs." #smh #nogroomer #naturalfreerangedoges
Why r ppl acting like they've never seen somebody drag their taxidermied dog around for a nice walk??
Well, if he was actually sleeping in his bed, he wouldn't be Stumphrey, would he? #itdbelikeexpecting #corgitonotdieonawalk #or #mesleepingonapillow #getrealpeople!!
I dunno how Stumphrey manages to disappear even he's leashed. #ninjastompstomp
owe u a followup post. Delayed due to: current arms crisis. No, arms, not arms. Arms! Like, my arm is done-zo, "127 HRS"-style, clownass! Yes will cut my way thru like a BOSS. (#SmallSidenote #noboulder #sourdoughbreadinstead) LIKE A MOTHAFLIPPIN' BOSS.
The sound of the alarm on a MONDAY. MORNING.... made me cry today, dude. K, so my alarm randomly changes- this morning it was like.. abuncha lil' piggy grunts?.. Woke up. The grunts were Corgi wigglin'/jigglin' backwards to get into Lil Spoon Position w me. ANYWAYS, SUMMING UP: MY MON MORNING ALARM MADE ME CRY FROM SHEER HAPPINESS. TEARS. ON. MAH FACE. ON A MOTHAFLIPPIN' MONDAY. // Did u mumble, "u.. gloating bitch.."? I would have... But, trust- this post'll make ya feel (I friggin' hope..) better. You just gotta compare it to my next post (in a few hrs, depending on fluctuating spooning needs)- it'll be about my Mondays from 2 yrs ago.. spoiler alert, it'll be a SMIDGE depressing AF.

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