He looks like sucha normal dog in this pic 🙂! (Don’t worry tho, he hasn’t changed. the sec I took this, he lunged fwd, rubbed his snotty nose on my phone, then smushed his face into my face.) #longliveawkwardstumphrey
Well, well, well. Look wut i found in my photo stream. I guess me being sick from x-mas thru nye wasn’t gonna stop them from taking holiday pics. Not surprising since they know how to use the self-timer. But... how the fck did they get those socks on?!! #andwhendidtheybuysocks...
Cuz the family creed goes, “Make the first impression, the worst impression.”** Smh. I took 350 blurry pics of their classy-ass greeting, I’ll post one up tomorrow. #oursecondcreed#fartlikeitsurlast **trans frm ancient Welsh/Viking scrolls- orig creed speculated as: MAKETH THINE FIRST SIGHT, WORST SIGHT. BAROOO. / [update: 350+ pics in the trash, theyre way too blurry. My. Bad.]
K. I know Corgi’s just in a deep-ass sleep rn but.. he kinda looks possessed..(look at his friggin’ eyes!!) Lol can u imagine Corgi as a mini demon!.. all evil..waddling all silently.. to murder me… Welp, getting late- gotta handle daily errands: buy a rosary, throw it on Corgi, mix holy water w grated parm cheese, spray it everywhere. Then finally hit the hay! (right after screaming “MAY THE POWER OF BRIE COMPEL U!!!” til my nose bleeds) #dailygrind#anotherdayanotherdemon
Since [dramatic pause] winter is coming.... the boys are getting ridic thicc. #rithicc. Seriously, their coats are next level floofy. See this egg? It’s NOT Stump Stump. It’s Corgi. Yes. So just to catch everyone up, Corgi’s now an egg & Stump Stump’s now a round, round, hella roundass ball. Still super awkward, tho so we’re all good. #happysunday
Doesn’t happen too often but sometimes, I’ll wake up from a nap and this’ll be the first thing I see. It’s a great way to wake up. (It’s a pair of stumps floating in the air cuz Stump Stump’s sleeping belly-up.)