they say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but people vary case by case and that is just not how i work. if i have you, i want all of you- all the time. i need your touch, your embrace, your conversation, your voluptuous lips on mine each night. through this time apart i've realized that we may not really be meant to be, and it's not me- it's you. you could've been here by my side when i needed you but you decided not to be. And so i've found someone new. i'm sorry todd, but i simply have to end things here. i'm sorry to do this over instagram but you are far from me and quite frankly i don't think you even deserve to speak to me at this point. i've found a new man, a man with a sleeve of tattoos like mine. we're through. or at least i think it's fair to say we're taking a break. this may just be a fling with kam but i need you to respect my space. i'll see you when you come home, i'll have your things packed by the door. yours truly, S
Kristen hasn't shaved since we got to Thailand *edit* I learned from some of your comments that these guys are nocturnal, defanged, poisonous (until their glands are removed), and eventually die of depression because they don't like being touched. So now that I know I made a mistake, I'd like to pass along the message that you shouldn't hold one of these little guys. ps kristen really still hasn't shaved since we got to Thailand
lol look at that random guy staring at me in the background by random guy i meant david, but a lot of people seem to be confused by the joke. So now i'm just telling you. look at his face, like zoom in on it seriously. look at that face. does he have a problem? why is he staring like that? is he jealous that i'm on todd's shoulders and he's not? like chill bro you could've had a turn if you wanted a ride too. look, i'd even put you on my shoulders if you wanted bro. all you have to do is ask.
hey pals, just want to let you guys know @AmericanExpress is giving out ferris wheel tickets to card members through the Coachella app. So if you're tired of being a land walker and want to take a ride to the sky check it out! love, Tony and Linda #amexambassador#amexaccess
spotted: queen K picking lint out of lonely boy's belly button while enjoying a party on her family yacht. sparks were flying for sure, but when she actually finds some lint in there - will she find it cute, or disgusting? - xoxo